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I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
Fronz/Attila
the Daring Angle (by Tony Shi.)
anotherbottledownofdedication:
This is better than jesus parting the fucking ocean
wasn’t that Moses?
fuckin bible shit
(Source: im-adarable)